Atop my head a crown was placed--a king, a king am I!
A priest prayed and chanted, and a crowd gathered to see
The face of their monarch seated upon his wooden throne.
Suddenly then, Volta and Tesla stood before me, side-by-side.
Masked in black, they asked that I speak so as to please the crowd.
When I said nothing, they pulled a switch: ah, the end of life!